Oy Vey! Roundup of Hebrew Tshirts

Whether you are a Hebrew student looking for a way to impress your prof or an attendee at the annual SBL conference looking to stand out in the crowd, you need to check out our list of “must-have” t-shirt links.

We’ll start with the ol’ basic aleph-bet.

Want to go paleo?

For those of you in Chicago:

California?

Love caffeine?

Not a coffee drinker? How about a beer?

… even better than a t-shirt, a bike jersey!

This is not strictly Hebrew… but close enough. T-shirt from real-life Shmaltz Brewing Company, the makers of HE’BREW gourmet Kosher beer, including Messiah Stout and Genesis Ale.

Can’t afford gourmet?

From the “I can’t make this up” category:

From the designer: What better way to tell the world that you (or a forgiving female friend) are Older Than Dirt than in the language of divine revelation? Uses feminine grammatical forms. Biblical Hebrew and English.

I am not endorsing this, merely passing it on:

If you aren’t one of these, you know someone who is:

Got any you want to add to the list?